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But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
Updated September 19, 2024
Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 9234 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.