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That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!
When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!
So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!
Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024
Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 2140 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.