#CraftyHubbyCutback
Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.
Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).
So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?
Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024
Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 90 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 110 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.