#Christpill #Minecraft #SMP
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
Updated October 19, 2024
Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 105 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.