Category: Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft Escape Haven

    Minecraft Escape Haven

    #Bedroom #Escape #Minecraft #Server 🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, including finding Kamala Harris on your bed! Join us for the most unpredictable and hilarious adventures in the blocky world. Who knows what crazy surprises await you around every corner! So come on in and let’s see what other wacky shenanigans…

  • Loving My Country? Ehhh… Minecraft SMP

    Loving My Country? Ehhh… Minecraft SMP

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Loving #Country #Ehhh #Minecraft #SMP Are you tired of boring old countries with their healthcare and first world problems? Do you crave a land filled with sunshine, nature, and culture without the burden of high taxes and gender equality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for…

  • Worldly Craft Minecraft Server

    Worldly Craft Minecraft Server

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Worldly #Craft #Minecraft #Server After spending countless hours researching countries, I’ve finally cracked the code – they all suck! But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the horrors of real life countries. Join us and experience a world where the only rule is…

  • Towa’s Eternal Darkness – Minecraft SMP

    Towa’s Eternal Darkness – Minecraft SMP

    #Eternal #Darkness #Towa #Minecraft #SMP Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server for a chance to hang out with the one and only Tokoyami Towa! She’s not just a virtual idol, she’s a Minecraft mastermind who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges. But…

  • U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

    U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Minecraft #SMP Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories. Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made…

  • TuberCraft Server

    TuberCraft Server

    #Pick #Tuber #Minecraft #Server Once upon a time, in a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures, the pickmetuber epidemic began. It all started when a group of mischievous creepers decided to start their own YouTube channel, showcasing their explosive pranks and daring escapes. Little did they know, their videos would go viral and soon…

  • The Lost Ladies SMP: Finding Love in Minecraft

    The Lost Ladies SMP: Finding Love in Minecraft

    #Meet #Women #IRL #Anymore #Minecraft #SMP Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated…

  • Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

    Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Cold #Bloods #Rule #Minecraft #Server Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win…

  • WoeCraft Server

    WoeCraft Server

    #Woe #Minecraft #Server Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make…

  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #MineCraftSMP #Mining #Crafting #Shenanigans Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of…

  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #MineCraftSMP #Mining #Crafting #Shenanigans Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of…

  • ”SnapCraft – Marvel Universe”

    ”SnapCraft – Marvel Universe”

    #SnapCraft #Marvel #Snap #Server Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning! Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a…

  • Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

    Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Slippery #Phone #Case #Minecraft #SMP Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join…

  • Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Single #Minecraft #SMP Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle,…

  • RoboCraft: Build & Explore

    RoboCraft: Build & Explore

    #RoboCraft #Minecraft #Server Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League. But…

  • Meedway Craft Server

    Meedway Craft Server

    #Meedway #server #Minecraft This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft! Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets? Then challenges await you! Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

  • Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Blocky #Jokester #Minecraft #Server Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs…

  • Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

    Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Captain #Sailing #Minecraft #Server Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and…

  • AnonYmous SMP | Explore, Build, Survive

    AnonYmous SMP | Explore, Build, Survive

    #Minecraft #SMP #AnonYmous Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server. First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do…

  • Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

    Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

    As featured on New Minecraft Servers #Ban #Hammer #Minecraft #SMP Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond…

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