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But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!
Daily Server Info: September 4, 2024
Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.