#BRUH #DUDE #Minecraft #SMP
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024
Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.