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#BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP
Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
Updated October 5, 2024
Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.