#BrotherlyBucksNoBlame
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!
Updated October 11, 2024
Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.