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Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!
Updated September 23, 2024
Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.