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Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.
Daily Server Info: September 3, 2024
Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!