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But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Time Warp Portal. Step through and you’ll find yourself back in time to before your first time having sex. What would you tell yourself? Probably something like, “Hey, don’t worry about it, just focus on building that epic castle in Minecraft instead!”
So come join us on our insane Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have diamond blocks and time travel at your fingertips? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024
Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1076 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.