As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#BlockyRussianMishaps
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?
Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024
Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!