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If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!
Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024
Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.