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Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024
Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9078 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.