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#BlockyBattles
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.
Updated October 13, 2024
Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7640 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.