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Updated October 13, 2024
Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8445 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 63 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.