#BlockyTurnOffs
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Updated October 4, 2024
Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 429 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.