As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#Blocky #Booty #Bounty #Saruei #owes #sex
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Reasons to join:
– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through!
– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!
– We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!
Insane stories:
– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere!
– We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers!
– Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!