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But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!
Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024
Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.