As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#BirthdayBlunderCraft
Join us and experience the thrill of shopping and building with your new virtual pals. And don’t worry, our server won’t leave you feeling like you have low self-esteem or make you cry a lot like my poor daughter. Plus, our server is so affordable that even my daughter’s dad could afford it (but he’s too busy fishing with his son, typical).
So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Our server is the perfect escape from rejection and cold-hearted family members. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the star of the show, just like my daughter should have been on her 16th birthday. So hop on board and let’s make some virtual memories together!
Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024
Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4148 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 712728 | Ores Mined: | 745 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!