#Noob #Friendly #Minecraft #Server
We’ve got deranged builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and a community that will make you question your sanity. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the perfect place for those who have done a little too much ketamine (or any other drugs Elon hasn’t publicly admitted to abusing).
Don’t worry about taking anything too seriously here, because let’s face it – our minds aren’t all there either. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot Elon Musk himself, looking more deranged than ever before!
Daily Server Info: September 4, 2024
Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.