#GovtBabyAbort #SMP
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
Updated October 2, 2024
Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.