#AuntieFattys #Minecraft #Server
Are you tired of being told to “eat more and look like a real woman”? Look no further, because on our server, you can be as skinny as a Minecraft block and still slay the game. Take that, Auntie!
Join us and unleash your inner sass queen like our F18 player who shut down her aunt with the iconic line, “Well, at least I’m not fat.” Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
So, why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where skinny legends rule and thick skin is a must. Aunties not allowed, unless they can handle the heat of our lava-filled adventures!
Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024
Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 491 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!