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#AssholeWashCraft
Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.
Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024
Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2930 |
Crops Grown: | 6160 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.