#Android #iOS #Minecraft #SMP
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”
Updated September 22, 2024
Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.