#Americans #Sentence #Minecraft #SMP
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.
Daily Server Info: September 4, 2024
Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.