As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#Alzheimers #Drug #Craze #Deaths #Data #Conflicts
even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
Updated September 26, 2024
Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 91 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.