#ParentalAFK #Wrong
Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).
But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
Daily Server Info: September 1, 2024
Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.