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First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Daily Server Info: August 30, 2024
Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.