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Dirt Smp!

by

Neona Cube

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#Dirt #Smp

a cool survival smp!

Dirt Smp!

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

Dirt Smp!

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Dirt Smp!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison.[/td]
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[td width=]He runs up the steps into the church.[/td]
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[td width=]The wedding is on.[/td]
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[td width=]And he says, “Watermelon?[/td]
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[td width=]I thought you said Guatemalan.[/td]
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[td width=]So, what are you gonna do, Barry?[/td]
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[td width=]About work? I don’t know.[/td]
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[td width=]I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can’t do it the way they want.[/td]
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[td width=]You do?[/td]
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[td width=]Sure.[/td]
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[td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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[td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
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[td width=]No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.[/td]
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[td width=]Just having two cups of coffee![/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Yeah, it’s no trouble.[/td]
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[td width=]Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Are you…?[/td]
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[td width=]Sure! Here, have a crumb.[/td]
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[td width=]All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Barry.[/td]
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[td width=]And thank you so much again… for before.[/td]
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[td width=]He’s all set to go.[/td]
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[td width=]We may as well try it.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
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Minecraft Servers Guide

A Minecraft server acts as a digital gathering space, akin to a vast, interactive playground accessible from any internet-connected device worldwide. It’s where enthusiasts of Minecraft come together, transcending physical boundaries, to engage in building, exploring, and embarking on adventures within the boundless realms of the Minecraft universe.

Contrasting the solitary confines of single-player gameplay, akin to the familiarity of one’s own backyard, a server offers the expansive and dynamic environment of a public park. It’s a place where individuals can mingle, collaborate, and compete. Each server is distinguished by its unique set of rules, games, and community ethos, presenting a myriad of worlds each with its distinct flavor of play. From building competitions and adventure quests to team-based challenges, servers cater to a broad spectrum of activities and interests.

Servers are powered by specialized software that orchestrates every aspect of the game. This includes managing the placement of blocks, the movement of players, and their interactions, ensuring a seamless and synchronized experience. Such a setup fosters real-time collaboration and interaction, rendering the gameplay experience more engaging and interconnected.

Joining a Minecraft server is like deciding to play at a friend’s house instead of your own. You just need to know where their house is and be invited in. Here’s how you can join in on the fun:

For Minecraft: Java Edition

  1. Launch Minecraft: Open the Minecraft game on your computer.
  2. Select ‘Multiplayer’: On the main menu, click the “Multiplayer” option.
  3. Add Server: Click on “Add Server” or “Direct Connect”. “Add Server” lets you save the server details for easy access later, while “Direct Connect” is for a one-time visit.
  4. Enter Server Details: Input the server’s name and address. The server name is just for your reference, and the server address is provided by the server.
  5. Join Server: Once you’ve entered the server details, select the server from your list and click “Join Server”.

For Minecraft: Bedrock Edition/Windows 10 and Console Editions

  1. Launch Minecraft: Start the game on your device.
  2. Go to ‘Play’: On the main menu, select the “Play” option.
  3. Access ‘Servers’ Tab: Navigate to the “Servers” tab at the top of the screen.
  4. Add or Choose a Server: If your platform allows, add a new server or select an existing one from the list.
  5. Connect: After adding or selecting a server, click “Join Server” or “Play”.

Important Notes:

  • Server Compatibility: Ensure the server’s version matches your Minecraft edition.
  • Internet Connection: A stable internet connection is required.
  • Server Rules: Familiarize yourself with the server’s rules for a better experience.

Yes, you can create your own Minecraft server! Setting up your server allows you to customize your gameplay experience, set your own rules, and invite friends or players from around the world to join. Here’s a basic overview of the steps:

  1. Check System Requirements: Ensure your computer meets the necessary requirements for running a Minecraft server. You’ll need a decent processor, enough RAM, and ample bandwidth, especially if you plan to host several players.
  2. Download the Server Software: Visit the official Minecraft website to download the server software. Choose the version that matches the Minecraft edition you want to play (Java or Bedrock).
  3. Configure Your Server: After downloading, you’ll need to configure your server by editing the server.properties file. This includes setting game options, like survival or creative mode, and customizing world settings.
  4. Launch the Server: Run the server software to start your server. The first time you run the server, it will create game files and folders. Make sure to agree to the EULA by editing the eula.txt file.
  5. Connect to Your Server: Once your server is up and running, you can connect to it using your computer’s IP address if you’re playing locally, or your public IP address if you’re inviting others to join from different locations.
  6. Set Up Port Forwarding: If you want players from outside your local network to join your server, you’ll likely need to set up port forwarding on your router. This directs external Minecraft server traffic to your server.

Creating your own server can be quite rewarding, but it also requires some technical knowledge, especially for managing and maintaining the server long-term. If you’re not ready to dive into server management, there are also third-party services that offer Minecraft server hosting, often with easy setup and management tools.

The cost of running a Minecraft server can vary, depending on how you choose to set it up:

  • Self-Hosted Servers: You can set up a Minecraft server on your own computer or a dedicated server at no extra cost beyond your internet and electricity bills. This method requires technical knowledge and resources, especially for hosting multiple players or public servers.
  • Minecraft Realms: Mojang offers a subscription-based service called Minecraft Realms, which provides a private server for you and your friends. The cost varies depending on the platform and the number of players but offers a simpler and more secure option for less technical users.
  • Third-Party Hosting Services: There are many third-party companies that provide Minecraft server hosting for a fee. These services often include additional features, support, and ease of use but at a recurring cost.

In summary, while it’s possible to run a Minecraft server for ‘free’ if you have the necessary technical skills and resources, there are also paid options available that provide additional features and support for a more hassle-free experience.

The number of players that can join a Minecraft server at one time varies widely and depends on several factors:

  • Server Type and Configuration: Server administrators can set a maximum player limit during server setup. This number can be adjusted in the server’s configuration files.
  • Hardware Resources: The server’s CPU, RAM, and bandwidth significantly influence its capacity. Higher specifications allow for more players by handling more data and calculations simultaneously.
  • Network Connection: A server’s internet connection must have sufficient upload and download speeds to accommodate all players, especially for intensive activities like large-scale building or PvP (Player vs. Player) battles.
  • Minecraft Edition: The Java Edition and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft might perform differently under similar conditions due to differences in how they’re built and managed.

As a general guideline, a small, personal server might comfortably support 10-20 players, while larger, more robust servers with dedicated hardware can support hundreds or even thousands of players. However, the actual performance will vary based on the specific setup and usage scenario.

Minecraft servers come in various types, each offering unique gameplay experiences. Here are some of the most popular types:

  • Survival Servers: Players must gather resources, build structures, and survive against mobs. Often, these servers have a strong focus on community and collaboration.
  • Creative Servers: Players have unlimited resources to build with and can focus on creating elaborate structures and artworks without worrying about survival mechanics.
  • Adventure Servers: These servers offer custom-built maps and adventures that players can explore. They often include quests, puzzles, and custom game mechanics.
  • PvP (Player vs. Player) Servers: Focused on combat between players, these servers can range from organized tournaments to chaotic free-for-alls.
  • Mini-game Servers: These servers feature a variety of mini-games, from spleef to capture the flag, allowing players to jump in and out of games as they please.
  • Modded Servers: These servers use modifications to the game which can add new items, game mechanics, and experiences. They require players to have the same mods installed to join.
  • Hardcore Servers: Similar to the hardcore mode in single-player, these servers often have high difficulty settings and the possibility of a permanent death or ban upon dying in-game.

Each type of server offers a different set of rules, gameplay styles, and community experiences, catering to the diverse preferences of Minecraft players around the world.

Protecting your Minecraft server from unwanted disruptions is crucial for a positive gaming experience. Here are some effective strategies:

  • Use Whitelisting: Only allow known players to join your server by enabling a whitelist. This can significantly reduce the chances of griefers and hackers finding their way in.
  • Install Anti-Grief Plugins: For servers running on platforms like Bukkit, Spigot, or Paper, there are many plugins available that can help prevent griefing and hacking, such as WorldGuard, CoreProtect, and GriefPrevention.
  • Keep Your Server Updated: Regularly updating your server software and any plugins or mods can help fix known vulnerabilities that hackers could exploit.
  • Use Strong Passwords: If your server requires a password, ensure it’s strong and unique to prevent unauthorized access.
  • Limit Permissions: Be cautious about who you grant administrative privileges to. Use role-based access control to limit the actions players can take, reducing potential damage.
  • Backup Regularly: Regular backups can’t stop hackers or griefers, but they can mitigate the damage by allowing you to restore your server to a pre-attack state.
  • Monitor Server Activity: Keep an eye on your server’s activity logs for any unusual behavior or unauthorized access attempts. Tools and plugins can help automate this monitoring.

By implementing these measures, you can create a safer environment for your Minecraft server, protecting it against disruptive players and security threats.

Yes, transferring your Minecraft world to a different server is possible and allows you to retain your progress and creations when moving to a new hosting environment. Here’s how you can do it:

  1. Locate Your World Folder: On your current server, locate the folder named after your world. This is typically found in the main server directory and contains all the data for your Minecraft world.
  2. Prepare the World Folder: Ensure the server is stopped before proceeding to avoid any data corruption. Then, compress the world folder into a ZIP file for easier handling and transfer.
  3. Transfer the World Folder: Use a file transfer method such as FTP (File Transfer Protocol) to upload the compressed world file to your new server. The exact process may vary depending on your server hosting platform.
  4. Decompress the World Folder: Once uploaded, decompress the ZIP file to restore the world folder in the main directory of your new server.
  5. Configure the New Server: Modify the server properties file (server.properties) on your new server to point to the name of your transferred world folder.
  6. Start Your New Server: After setting up, start the new server and it should load with your transferred world.

Following these steps should successfully transfer your Minecraft world to a new server. Remember to back up your world before starting the transfer process to prevent any loss of data.

Minecraft server plugins can greatly extend and enhance the game’s functionality and multiplayer experience. Here are some popular plugins that server administrators often use:

  • EssentialsX: Provides a comprehensive suite of basic server commands and features such as player homes, server warps, and economy features.
  • WorldEdit: A powerful tool for making large-scale edits in your Minecraft world, perfect for creative building projects and terraforming.
  • WorldGuard: Offers protection for your server’s worlds and regions, preventing griefing and unauthorized changes.
  • LuckPerms: A permissions plugin that allows for detailed control over what players can and cannot do, making server management easier and more secure.
  • Vault: A plugin that enables support for various types of economy plugins, permissions, and chat plugins, acting as a bridge between them for better integration.
  • McMMO: Adds RPG-like elements to Minecraft, such as skill leveling and special abilities, enhancing the gameplay experience for players.
  • Citizens: Allows for the creation of NPC (non-player characters) within the game, which can be used for quests, shops, and more, adding depth to the server’s world.
  • GriefPrevention: Helps prevent griefing by giving players the tools to claim and protect their own land and builds.
  • Dynmap: Renders your Minecraft worlds as Google Maps-like web maps, providing a real-time view of the server’s geography and activities.

These plugins can transform your server, offering new features and gameplay mechanics that cater to a wide variety of playstyles and server types.

Finding and joining popular Minecraft servers can lead to exciting multiplayer experiences. Here’s how you can discover and connect with these communities:

  1. Server Lists: Websites like Minecraft Servers Listing (minecraft-servers-listing.com), New Minecraft Servers (newminecraftservers.com), and Planet Minecraft (planetminecraft.com) provide comprehensive lists of active Minecraft servers, often with filters for genres, popularity, and gameplay types.
  2. Community Forums and Social Media: Minecraft forums, Reddit communities (like r/Minecraft), and other social media platforms often have sections dedicated to server advertisements and recommendations.
  3. YouTube and Twitch: Many content creators play on specific servers and share their experiences through videos and live streams. These can be great places to learn about fun and engaging servers.
  4. Word of Mouth: Friends or fellow players might have recommendations for servers they’ve enjoyed, so don’t hesitate to ask around.
  5. Joining a Server: Once you’ve found a server you’re interested in, note its IP address or server name. Launch Minecraft, navigate to “Multiplayer,” and then “Add Server” or “Direct Connect.” Enter the server details, and you’re set to join!

Remember, each server has its own rules and community guidelines, so it’s a good idea to familiarize yourself with them to ensure a pleasant multiplayer experience.

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