As featured on New Minecraft Servers
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1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
Updated October 9, 2024
Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 554 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!