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#ExCrazeYellerCraft
Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.
So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.
Updated October 8, 2024
Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!