#BlockyBootyJuice
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!
Updated September 29, 2024
Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6046 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!