#NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!
Updated September 27, 2024
Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 77 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2837 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.