#PeeBurnCraft
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!
Updated September 23, 2024
Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Crops Grown: | 6777 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.