#Minecraft #SMP #Memes #Diamonds
First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.
Updated September 20, 2024
Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.