As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#Guys #Wrong #Minecraft #SMP
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!
Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024
Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!