#LendMySpouseMoreMoney #Minecraft #Server
Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the thrill of being financially irresponsible without any real-life consequences. Build your dream mansion, buy all the virtual clothes you want, and hire a lawyer for discrimination cases just for fun (we have a lawyer NPC that you can hire with in-game currency)!
Don’t worry about saving up for that car repair or paying off student loans, because on our server, money is no object. And if your spouse tries to guilt trip you into lending them money, just tell them “That’s not love” and point them towards our server where they can earn their own virtual cash.
So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind! Who needs real money when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft world? Plus, we have a special depression treatment center where you can get virtual therapy sessions for free (in-game currency required for sessions after the first one). See you in the game!
Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024
Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.