#FlippinWifeNoHelp
👶🏼 Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?
💪🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!
🤯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?
🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?
Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? 😉🏡
Daily Server Info: September 8, 2024
Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.