#BlockBooty #Adventures
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.
Daily Server Info: September 8, 2024
Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.