#BlockyBawdyCraft
Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!
Daily Server Info: September 6, 2024
Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!