#GazaGriefGoneMC
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Hamas is scared of it. They tried to silence us ’cause they know we’re too cool for school. They’re like, “Oh no, they’re talking about our combat fatalities in Gaza! We can’t let them spread the word!” But we’re like, “Nah, bro, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.”
So come join us, and let’s show Hamas who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can resist free cake, amirite? Let’s do this, gamers!
Daily Server Info: September 5, 2024
Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 989189 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.