#SalvageSMP #Give
Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and explosive arguments over who stole whose diamonds. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less therapy.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a heated argument over a virtual pet llama escalate into a full-blown war complete with TNT cannons and flying pigs? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your friendships and alliances. Join us today and see how long you can last before deciding to throw in the towel and go solo once again. Remember, in the world of Minecraft SMP, relationships are as fragile as a glass block in a creeper-infested forest.
Daily Server Info: September 3, 2024
Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 195 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.