#BitMinerMinecraft #SMP
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with diamond swords!
And that’s not all – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party with skeletons breakdancing and witches dropping sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about mining for diamonds.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. It’s gonna be a wild ride!
Daily Server Info: September 1, 2024
Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.