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Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
Daily Server Info: August 30, 2024
Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.