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come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!
we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!
so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!
Daily Server Info: August 30, 2024
Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.