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Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!
Daily Server Info: August 30, 2024
Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 970 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
