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Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.
Daily Server Info: August 29, 2024
Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 135 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!